Day 1 - Not enough time to be witty

[freeagent]

Alright guys, this is the thread for Day 1. Most likely, it will also be completely empty save for this post. Regardless, welcome to the ultimate team. Are you ready to fight? Good. Going to post our team order, probably myself in front, jackisreal or Darian second (depending on Darian's strength), with Doxa picking up the rear.

[darian]

My strength is 5, but I'm cute, so guys have a -1 against me.

[freeagent]

Huh, same as jack, except girls get a minus against him. Do you want to go third or fourth?

From what I understand, I have strength 6, jack has 4, Doxa has 5, and you have 5.
So I'm thinking me, jack, and then whoever. Thoughts?

[darian]

Note that jack is the anti-me; his cuteness works against the ladies.

Jack's moveset:
MLSSL

My moveset:
LSMLL

[darian]

Jack and Doxa are both strength 5, according to my PMs. I'd say put us back to back, either order.

[freeagent]

Indeed. So. Where in the lineup would you like to be?

Ah, so 6/5/5/5. Cool. I guess we'll go me, jack, you, Doxa. Sound reasonable? Also, you did send in your move lists already, right?

[darian]

Hmm.... how do the fights work? Is the opponent informed of your strength and moves? Not that it would be surprising for you to have more strength than the rest of us, or possible for us to actually hide that fact from the opposing team.

edit: Yes, I sent in my moves. I presume jack did as well, but you can put in placeholder moves if you want to be certain. Yours would only count if the person didn't submit anything, if I'm understanding this correctly.

[freeagent]

I'm pretty sure they don't know. We just send in the move set, and then Burnage will take care of what happens. If I understand things properly, for the team battles, it's anonymous.

[darian]

Day 1 PM for reference:

jackisreal: Hey guys. And welcome Darian. I asked Burnage and it seems that FreeAgent is our team captain, so it's up to him to determine our order in our fight--I assume you guys have cover identities as the "sports team" as well. We should probably have our strongest people first and our weakest people last?

I don't think we outright win if we make it to day 4, but I do think that I (Chris, the guy who was possessed in the story) or one of you will be possessed by a dark god and become a badass SNK boss. Burnage really stressed to me that we should survive until day 4, so...let's do that!

I think I'll sent in this moves list:

MLSSL

FreeAgent isn't getting this PM so if someone could let him know about that later that would be great.

jackisreal: Well, aren't we cool.

I am Chris, I am strength 5 and female fighters are at -1 to fight me because I am so cute.

Who are you guys?

Hope we make it to day 4!

Doxa:
just a straight strength 5

so we just gotta last until day 4 and we win. good deal. It didn't specify who was our leader... I didn't find it in my PM (damn )

[freeagent]

Awesome. I'm thinking LMMSML.

[darian]

So, there has to be a traditional mafia team around, right? With actual kills?

[freeagent]

I'm not sure, but I've got to tell you, we seem pretty evil. At least to me.

But no, there doesn't have to be a mafia, though there usually is.

[darian]

Oh, we're certainly evil. Just... not directly villainous yet.

Anyway, seeing EB's ability, I wish people hadn't voted him out. Were we all active today? I don't remember noticing whether jack and Doxa voted.

edit: Doxa hasn't posted since his sign-up.

edit2: jack voted for EB

[darian]

And the enemy has appeared:
forums.penny-arcade.com/showpost.php?p=9302723&postcount=422

kuhlmeye is claiming to be the real Kyo, and that he vigged abotkin.